Why a hello a howdy
We're so very glad to see you
'Cause we're getting kind of rowdy
And we've got a lot to say
And we're gonna try and do
Our very best to entertain you
And we hope you'll be delighted
By the time you go away
And we are all by name Oingo Boingo
And we're here just to entertain you
Make you laugh and maybe offend you
But we hope that you will be happier
Then when you came because it is more fun
So relax, prepare to come undone
Madness in large portions we'll serve you
Second helpings come with mashed potatoes
Why-dee whee-dee wah-dee way-dee
We are called the Oingo Boingo
Not Gazingo, or Gazongo, or by any other name
And we'll punch you in the gizzard
If you dare to call us Bingo
'Cause we're called the Oingo Boingo
And it's simply not the same
No it's simply not the same
Yes, we're called the Oingo Boingo
And it's simply not the same
The same!