[Okay, some words I sound like one thing but I've found them in books as other things. Like "Heck" is usually listed as "Think," but in all but the URGH! A Music War version it sounds like "heck." Also, I only did the EP version. The Demo and the URGH! versions are different at the refrains, but I'm much too lazy to type all the variations on. They possibilities are endless!]
Living way up now in a penthouse high
Our steaks are rare and our martinis dry
Folks below they say it ain't fair
Hell with them, I really don't care
Joi de vivre, mon amie!
Ain't this the life
Having a party on a big jet plane
I got so drunk that I could feel no pain
Hanging out in Acapulco
Drinking rum and sniffin' co-co
Pretty senorita, look this way
Dancing through the night
Everything's all right
Girlfriend and a wife
Ain't this the life
Yeah I-I-I-I-I said ain't this the life
Tell me, tell me, tell me ain't this the life
Mama, mama, mama ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
(The life) Oooh, ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
(The life) Oooh, ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
Ooooh, ain't this the life
Ain't this the life
Tropical island in the deep blue sea
The natives are friendly and the lobster's free
Sipping cognac like a French king
Plenty of room, I own the whole thing
Joie de vivre, mon amie
Ain't this the life
Heck, I'll go out now on a shopping spree
Breakfast in New York, dinner in Paris
Hanging out with Lynn and Suzie
Have a massage in a jacuzzi
Climb into bed and see what's on TV
Dancing through the night
Everything's all right
Girlfriend and a wife
Huh, ain't this the life?
Yeah I-I-I-I-I said ain't this the life
Tell me, tell me, tell me ain't this the life
Mama, mama, mama ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
(The life) Oooh, ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
(The life) Oooh, ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
Ooooh, ain't this the life
Ain't this the life now?
Oh baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
Oh mama, mama, mama ain't this the life
Tell me, tell me, tell me ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
Mama, mama, mama ain't this the life
Tell me, tell me, tell me ain't this the life
Baby, baby, baby, baby ain't this the life
Mama, mama, mama ain't this the life
Tell me, tell me, tell me ain't this the life
Oh, I said ain't this the life
Oh, I said ain't this the life
Oh, I said ain't this the life