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I Was A Teenage Monster

[It is possibly "Get baked," but I didn't want to put that because it makes absolutely NO sense. However it sounds more like "baked" than "bent," so I've no clue!!]

I was a teenage monster
And a product of our modern times
I'm young and I'm supple and I look so fine
I was a teenage monster
And I always made my parents cry
They didn't understand that I could not die
Oh oh oh oh

I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory's going
Sometimes I can't remember who I am
Who I am
Who I am

Stupid kids
(Get bent!)
I say...
(Shove it up your!)
Stupid kids
(Get bent!)
I say...
(Shove it up your!)
Stupid kids
(Get bent!)
I say...
(Shove it up your!)
Stupid kids
(Get bent!)
I say...
(Shove it up your!)
Stupid kids
(Get bent!)
I say...
(Shove it up your!)

I was a teenage monster
*I'm almost sure that it was me*
I wanted to explain my actions
And my irresponsibility

I was a teenage monster
But I'm not a monster anymore
I got a decent job in the discount store
I was a teenage monster
And my girls come from far and wide
Hop in the back seat let's go for a ride
Oh oh oh oh
Cruising on the backstreet
Take 'em to a burger stand
Show them all my sharp teeth
Let them find out just who I am
Who I am
Who I am

I'm strong as a wildcat
I drive a cool car
I like to go real fast
I let them all know just where I'm at
Where I'm at
Where I'm at

(I was a teenage monster)
I was a teenage monster
(I was a teenage monster)
I was a teenage monster
(I was a teenage monster)
I was a teenage monster
(I was a teenage monster)
I was a teenage monster
Oh oh oh oh

I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory's going
Sometimes I can't remember who I am
Who I am
Who I am

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