[Okay, I cheated big time 'cause I can't understand a damn thing anyone says. But anyhow... thank god for cheapie Halloween remake albums!]
Because it's Halloween, we have something special... a monster!! We're gonna play a song that we don't even really know! We're gonna feature...
the great.. the magnificent.. Sluggo! In this classic old tune.
One, two, one, two...
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
As the monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
(He did the Mash)
He did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
It was the Monster Mash!
From my laboratory in the castle east
From the master bedroom where vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
(They did the Mash)
They did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They did the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
It was the Monster Mash!
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula and his son
The scene was rocking
All were digging the sound
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds
The Coffin *Diners* were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five
(They played the Mash)
They did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They played the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
It was the Monster Mash!
Now out from a coffin Drac's voice did ring
He still seemed troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid, and shook his fist
And said, "What ever happened to the Transylvanian Twist!?"
It's now the Mash
(Mash!)
Let's have a monster mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was the graveyard smash
(It's now the Mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The Monster Mash)
It was the Monster Mash!
Now everything's cool Drac's a part of the band
And the Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you the living, this mash was meant to
When you get to my door, tell them Sluggo sent you
(Did the Mash)
And did the Monster Mash
(The Monster Mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(Did the Mash)
(The Monster Mash)
*Sing/Take* it Sluggo!
(The Monster Mash)
(They did the Mash)
(The Monster Mash)
Faster!!
(They did the Mash)
(The Monster Mash)
(They did the Mash)
(The Monster Mash)