I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg man (whoo)
They are the egg men (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry, I'm crying
I'm cry
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man (whoo)
They are the egg men (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
And if the sun don't come, I'll get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (whoo)
They are the egg men (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Expert, texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man (whoo)
They are the egg men (whoo)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob