Have you seen my girlfriend
She lives in a pigpen
Have you seen my girlfriend
I can't seem to find her
Perhaps she is hiding
Underneath a blade of grass
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day
Have you seen my new house
Looks just like a dog house
Have you seen my new house
Someone saw it walking
Straight into the ocean
Thought it was an ivory boat
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Maybe
It's just a bad dream and we'll wake up soon
But I don't think I'll be so lucky
Maybe
It's just one of those strange days
Where nothing's right
No nothing seems right at all
Went up to a payphone on a bathroom wall
But I can't remember who I wanted to call
Operator, can you help me?
Have you seen my garden
It is most peculiar
Have you seen my garden
Nothing there that grows
Looks anything at all like plants
I hear their voices
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day
Have you seen my girlfriend
Have you seen my girlfriend
Have you seen my girlfriend
Have you seen my girlfriend