[Mostly the same as the "Lad" Version, but with some different backing vocals in spots.]

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringing down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!

If it ain't one thing
Then it's the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone's brother
I've got to tell you you're a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
Everybody is crazy but you
Ho, oh, yeah

You're just a middle class socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
(Never really had to work)
And you tell me that you've got to get back
(Got to get back)
To the struggling masses, whoever they are
(Oooh-ooh)
You talk, talk, talk about the suffering and pain
(Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk)
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
(Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk)
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain, ya dumb fuck?

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

You're just a middle class socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
(Never really had to work)
And you tell me that you've got to get back
(Got to get back)
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
(Ooh-ooh)
You talk, talk, talk about the suffering and pain
(Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk)
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
(Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk)

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism

Oh, oh, ah, ahh
Oh, oh, ah, ahh!

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you whine
About the revolution
Bringing down the rich
When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!

If it ain't one thing
Then it's the other
Any cause that crosses your path
Your heart bleeds for anyone's brother
I've got to tell you you're a pain in the ass

You criticize with plenty of vigor
You rationalize everything that you do
With catchy phrases and heavy quotations
And everybody is crazy but you

You're just a middle class socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that you've got to get back
To the struggling masses, whoever they are
You talk, talk, talk about the suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain
What the hell do you know about suffering and pain, ya dumb fuck?

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with free enterprise
Don't try to make me feel guilty
I'm so tired of hearing you cry

There's nothing wrong with making some profit
If you ask me I'll say it's just fine
There's nothing wrong with wanting to live nice
I'm so tired of hearing you whine

You're just a middle class socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that you've got to get back
To the struggling masses, whoever they are
You talk, talk, talk about the suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain

There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism
There's nothing wrong with capitalism

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, ahh!