Intro: Here's a story about a little man named... Piggy!

Ooooohh
Ooooohh

Piggy met Baby in a disco bar
He said, "What a cute little piggy you are!"
And he took one look at her, her rocket tits
And he-he smiled real wide, and said, "Hehhuh, Baby, you're it!"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh

Piggy said, "Baby, won't you come with me?
My little place is just three steps way
Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise."
He said, "Come on, little Baby,
Won't you please be nice?"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Whoa
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh

Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke?"
And Baby said no, she's trying to quit
Well, Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
And he dropped his jaw and said, "SHIT!"
Now, Piggy and Baby had some swinging times
And although Piggy was stupid Baby sure didn't mind
Baby said, "Piggy, take us straight to the stars!"
And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever!!"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhhahhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!!
Yo!

Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park, heh
It seems that Piggy was, haha, in kind of a fix
He owed some bills to a couple of sharks
Who were, who were getting kind of itchy in their fingertips
And uh, so they figured it was best to clear out for a while
And they had lots of friends, or so Piggy would boast
And his little, kind of habit, was getting out of control
So they, so they packed up their Lincoln and headed for the coast
Now, Baby started smoking again on the way
And Piggy's little habit was starting to make him sweat
So they, so they stopped off at Vegas for a couple of days
To scam up some cash, and make a few *bets for???*

Heyyyyy
Heeeyyyy
Yeaahhh
Heeeyyyy
Whoooaaa
Yoooo
Whoooaaaa yaahh
Whoooa yaahh
Whooaaa yaahh
Whooaaaaaa yaahhh
Yah Piggy
Yah Piggy
Whoa

They went up and shacked up on a place on the Strip
And uh, Piggy made some calls, Baby got sick
And uh, Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea
And she said, "Come on Honey, you know what we need!"
But the problem you see, was they were broke as shit
So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks
Well, she argued at first, then she finally agreed
And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street
Now, now, Piggy felt good, and Piggy felt mean
And Piggy was high on his self-esteem
So he pulled out his piece in front of a cop
But the cop said, "Fuck you!"
And Piggy... got... popped *tsk tsk tsk*

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Oohhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh

Piggy met Baby in a disco bar
Baby said, "What a cute little piggy you are!"
He took one look at her rocket tits
And he smiled real wide, and said, "Baby, you're it!"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh hey hey hey!
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Uh huh!

Piggy said, "Baby, won't you come with me?
My little place is just three steps way
Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise."
He said, "Come on, little Baby,
Won't you please be nice?"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh

So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib
He said, "Here it is Baby, this is where I live
Won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink?"
She turned real slow and said, "Piggy, you stink!"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh
That's right

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yoooooo!

Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke?"
Baby said no, she was trying to quit
Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
When he dropped his jaw open and he said, "SHIT!"
Now, Piggy and Baby had some swinging time
Piggy was stupid Baby didn't mind
Baby said, "Piggy, let's go straight to the stars!"
And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever!!"

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Ooooohhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhh whoa whoa whoa!
Whooaaaaah
Whoooaaaahooo!

Heeeeeyyy
Heeeeeyyy
Whoooaaaaa
Whoooaaaaa

Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park
Seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix
He owed some bills to a couple of sharks
Who were getting kind of itchy in their fingertips
So they figured it was best to clear out for a while
Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast
And Piggy's little habit was kind of getting out of control
So they, so they packed up their Lincoln and headed for the coast
Now, Baby started smoking again on the way
And Piggy's little habit was starting to make him sweat
So they stopped off at Vegas for a couple of days
To scam up some cash, and make a few bets

Heyyyyy whooaaa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Heyyyyy whoaaa
Hooo whoa whoa whoa
Whoooaaaaaaa
Whooaaaaaaaa
Whooaaaaaaaa
Whooaaaaaaaa

Now they went up and shacked up on a place on the Strip
And Piggy made some calls, when Baby got sick
Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea
And said, "Come on Piggy, you know what we need!"
But the problem you see, was they were broke as shit
So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks
She argued at first, but she finally agreed
And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street
Now, Piggy felt good, and Piggy felt mean
And Piggy was high on his self-esteem
So he pulled out his piece in front of a cop
But the cop said, "Fuck you!"
And Piggy... got... popped!

Hey little Piggy
Heeeeyyy
Hey little Piggy
Oohhhh
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa hey hey hey
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaa

Oh, what a sad little story, huh? And that thar whar the tale of the little piggy-man, yes it is!